After Quahog City Hall threatens to shut down Peter’s illegally-run business, Peter joins the Tea Party and successfully campaigns to shut down the government. As a result of all the chaos in Quahog, Peter’s father-in-law, Carter, reaps the benefits. OR OR

Meg’s friend Ruth invites her to come study for a semester in Paris. Although a little reluctant at first due to the cost, Meg wins over her parents after she tells them she can afford it with money she saved. upon arrival in Paris, they agree to share a ride with a stranger who phones in their location to his cohorts when they arrive. As they settle in and Meg calls her dad at home, she observes men breaking in [...]

Stewie meets a girl who’s just as precocious as he is, and it turns out that they have much in common including a love of advanced weaponry. Meanwhile, Peter and Quagmire take their friendship to a new level after Lois decides to buy twin beds. OR OR

After Peter’s favorite children’s television show gets cancelled, he takes matters into his own hands by creating and starring in his own show for kids. Meanwhile, Meg begins an internship at the hospital with Dr. Hartman. OR OR

When a seemingly innocent guy’s night out takes a sudden turn, Peter, Joe, Brian and Quagmire wake up in a hospital and discover that their memories have been erased and Quahog has been deserted. OR

Peter and Chris learn of a local hot dog eating contest on the local news, so Peter enters Chris in it. While Peter and Chris try to find an old possession in the attic for $50, Brian finds News of the World, a 1977 album by Queen. Stewie is immediately frightened of the giant robot on album that is pictured just having killed the members of Queen. Brian pays Peter and Chris $50 for the album to be able to [...]

After Peter gets Quagmire hurt when he runs over one of Brian’s bones with his new riding lawnmower, they stop by Mort’s pharmacy to get some antibiotics. There they find out that Mort is overwhelmed with financial troubles since Muriel died as she was able to cheat the customers successfully. They try to help out but make things worse and end up killing a bus load of teenagers when a banner promoting Mort’s pharmacy breaks from Quagmire’s plane and falls [...]

When Peter and the guys try to salvage a sunken Mercedes-Benz after hearing a news report of a cargo of them sinking, Peter half-heartedly promises a favor to a dolphin named Billy Finn that helps him recover a hood ornament. Billy decides to take Peter up on his offer and see what things are like on dry land. Peter is amused at Billy’s sense of humor at first, but Billy soon begins to wear out his welcome. When Peter finally [...]

When Peter decides to be a famous actor, he becomes Tom Tucker’s agent as his first step toward stardom. Meanwhile, Chris dates a girl who looks disturbingly like a member of the Griffin household. OR

When Stewie’s new best friend falls ill, Lois takes him to the hospital where she finds out he has a critical, but treatable, disease. However, the boy’s parents refuse treatment due to their religious beliefs, leaving Lois no choice but to take drastic measures to seek treatment for the boy herself. Meanwhile, Peter has a religious experience of his own. OR