When the owner of the Clam is killed, the bar closes and Peter, Quagmire and Joe must find a way to save their beloved watering hole. Meanwhile, Meg gets an after-school job at a funeral home. OR

After teddy bear Rupert gets recalled, Stewie stops at nothing to get back his beloved best friend. Meanwhile, Peter falls ill and can’t compete in his bowling tournament. So Lois fills in for him. But when she gets a little too close to Peter’s teammates, he gets jealous. OR

Peter, Quagmire and Joe take a road trip to Canada but their private plane crashes and Peter goes missing for two months. When his family finds him, he no longer can communicate intelligently. OR

A bloody murder occurs at Mayor West’s mansion, and he is the prime suspect. The mayor is put on trial, and it is up to the citizens of Quahog to determine if he is guilty or not. OR

When Peter, Quagmire and Joe need a jolt in their mundane lives, they decide to go skydiving. But after an unfortunate accident, Peter ends up in the hospital, where he befriends Mahmoud, who convinces Peter to convert to Islam. Quagmire and Joe are suspicious of Mahmoud’s intentions and try to stop the friendship from progressing. OR

When the Griffins find themselves in a financial bind, Lois is forced to find a job of her own. She gets discovered by a ‘voiceover’ talent agent named Randy, who actually runs an adult-only phone line and pays his employees generously. As Lois settles into her new gig, she hears Peter’s voice on the other end of the line. OR

To buy new sneakers, Chris steals money from Lois’ purse. When Meg catches him in the act, she forces him to do all of her chores in exchange for keeping her mouth shut. But Chris finally tires of the pact, and runs away to live with Herbert. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian become obsessed with singer Anne Murray, and visit her to find out the true meaning of ‘Snowbird’. OR

Love is in the air on Valentine’s Day. Meg dates a guy from the internet, Stewie uses his time machine and falls for a girl in the ’60s and Peter and Lois decide to stay in bed all day. Meanwhile, Brian’s ex-girlfriends pay him a visit and Quagmire gets in touch with his feminine side. OR OR

When Peter discovers Joe has a student ID he took from a kid that gave him lip, Peter, Quagmire and Joe visit the Harvard University campus for lunch and have a wild night on the town. A drunken Quagmire accidentally marries a prostitute named Charmisse. She refuses to let go of their relationship and Quagmire starts to consider divorce until Joe points out that he could lose everything. Quagmire tries to make the best of it but Charmisse cannot pull [...]

Brian writes a play that is a hit in Quahog, but just as he lets his success go to his head, Stewie comes to him wanting him to read a play he has written. Brian humors him at first but his confidence is shaken when the play Stewie wrote is much better than his. Brian tries to lower Stewie’s expectations and attempts to destroy the only copy. But when Stewie finds it buried in the yard, he reveals that he [...]