When Peter loses a big amount of money on an insurance scam, he decides he needs a Jewish man to control his money. Coincidentally, one happens to have car problems in front of his house. The Jewish man does great, and saves Peter a lot of money. This makes Peter decide that in order to be successful in life, Chris needs to become Jewish. Instead of studying hard, Peter takes Chris to Las Vegas for a Vegas Bar Mitzvah in [...]

Brian and Stewie host a special episode of Family Guy, featuring three non-canon stories created from viewer requests. No Bones About It – A genie comes to Peter to grant him wishes; his last wish makes it so that he has no bones and must deal with life as a lump of lard. Supergriffins – The Griffins are exposed to nuclear waste and gain superpowers, which lead them to terrorize the city. Li’l Griffins – Tot-like versions of Peter and [...]

When Stewie begins to believe that he will never be able to achieve anything if he stays where he is now, he runs off to live on Jolly Farm, a place of make believe on a TV show in England. Brian goes to the airport in an attempt to stop him, and makes it on the plane, which takes off before he can get Stewie off. However, when they get off the plane they realize they are not in England, [...]

Lois sneaks around Peter in order to meet with an old boyfriend, in fear Peter will be overly jealous over nothing. But, when Peter sees her with another man, the truth comes out, and Lois suggests they enter marriage counselor. The counselor suggests the spend some time apart, and date other people. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian get accidentally super glued together at the hand, and must remain that way for a week. OR

Brian tries out for a part with a local theater troupe, but is met with little encouragement from the judges. When Stewie gets up on stage to give them a heartfelt tongue-lashing, he immediately gets picked to join a junior acting program, where he butts heads with Olivia, the club prima donna. Peter, meanwhile, rescues a man from drowning, only to discover later that he and his family are all nudists. OR

As punishment for DUI, Brian must spend a few hours each week working for an old lady who refuses to leave her house. After a few days he can’t take it anymore and tells her the world would be better off without her. However, when he gets home he sees a documentary on her, and finds out that she was once a very talented Opera singer. Meanwhile, Peter becomes attached to three baby birds who find a home in his [...]

Lois is overly excited about Christmas time, but everything is going wrong. Peter delivers all of the presents to Toys for Toddlers instead of just one, Brian almost burns down the house destroying everything, and worst of all, they’re out of paper towels! All of this together drives Lois mad, and she runs away from home towards the center of Quahog where she plans to destroy the star at the top of the big tree. Meanwhile, Stewie struggles to understand [...]

After letting a crook escape, Joe falls into a deep depression. Peter tries to snap him out of it by talking him into competing in the Special People’s Games. Though Joe frequently starts to lose hope, Peter keeps encouraging him to go the distance. When the final event comes and Joe is having a hard time keeping up, Peter decides that he may need more than verbal encouragement and gives Joe a little something extra for strength. OR

When Peter finds out that he had black ancestry who was owned by the Pweterscmidts, he tries to get in touch with his African American side. However, when he receives a forgiveness check and uses the money all for himself, he becomes hated by the black and white community. Meanwhile, Stewie goes undercover as a Cheerleader to harness the mind control powers of their pyramid. OR

Brian goes with the Griffin’s to the Pewterschmidts to clear his head after his sexual urges begin to get the better of him. Meanwhile, Peter finally begins to impress Mr. Pewterschmidt, and they become a sort of friends. But, when Brian knocks up his prize dog Sea Breeze, Mr. Pewterschmidt refuses to let Brian see her anymore. So they run away, destroying Peter and Mr. Pewterschmidt’s relationship, and putting a riff between Peter and Brian. OR