Lois and Bonnie take a trip to Paris, France. Bonnie then cheats on Joe with a handsome French loanshark, which she must explain to Joe. Meanwhile, after finding out about all of the tragedies that have occured in American public schools throughout the years, Peter homeschools Meg and Chris using some very unorthodox teaching methods. OR

Stewie goes back in time to mess around with Brian. Eventually, Brian catches him and in fighting over the controls in the time machine, they are accidentally transported out of the space-time continuum, where the laws of physics don’t apply, and where the return pad can’t get them home. Stewie decides to take a risky effort to overload his return pad to bounce them back into the space-time continuum. Stewie later determines that he was the cause of the Big [...]