When burglars break into the house, the Griffins take cover in the attic where they discover Peter has built a ‘panic room’. They go in it, and Peter tells them about his history. They send Meg for food but the burglars catch her. The rest of the Griffins stay behind and Peter accidentally floods the room and they’re going to drown. Luckily Joe gets them out and we find out Meg has been accused of sexual harassment by the burglars. [...]

When Peter tries to build a multiplex in their backyard in order to top Joe’s new home theater system, he discovers an ancient Indian burial ground. The family warns him not to mess with any of the grounds ancient remains, but Peter does not fall into the superstition and takes out the Indian chief’s skull. The house soon shows signs of being haunted, and when Stewie gets sucked into the TV, they are sure of it. However, this is only [...]

When Brian’s gay cousin Jasper announces he’s engaged, Brian suggests they get married right in the Griffin’s house. However, when Mayor West bans gay marriage in Quahog, Brian desperately tries to change his decision; turning to Lois for support, who is not sure about her feelings on gay marriage. Meanwhile, Chris joins an extremist Young Republicans group to impress a girl. OR

After reading an erotic novel, Peter begins to think he could write a half-decent one. Which he does. But in order to publish it, he’ll need Lois’ father, Carter, to put down some cash. Which he does. But when a man crashes his car while listening to Peterotica- On Cassette Carter is sued for every penny he has, and is forced to move in with the Griffin’s. Now Peter must help his regain his former wealth. Meanwhile, Stewie trains for [...]

After Brian gets a $400 parking ticket, he realizes that Mayor West is a money scamming corrupt Mayor, and sets out to expose the truth. However, Meg, Mayor Wests new more than personal assistant, is dead set against it. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois decide to write songs to perform at Chris’ talent show. They break out the marijuana for some inspiration. OR

After a pregnancy scare, Lois convinces Peter to get a vasectomy. Just in case they wanted to have more children, Peter goes to a sperm bank to preserve his sperm. But in a mishap, Peter breaks all the jars and fills them up with his own sperm. Thus, creating Stewie’s half-brother and rival Bertram when a lesbian couple decide they want a baby. Meanwhile, Stewie takes his place as king of the playground but when Betram shows up he must [...]

Peter goes on a game show and wins a maid for a week. When the week is finally to an end, Peter decides to make the most of it by inviting the guys over to make the biggest mess ever! But when Quagmire lay’s eye’s on this beauty, he immediatly falls in love. After a few dates he even asks her to marry him, and she says yes. OR

After accidentally showing Tom Brady his stuff, Peter is offered to join the New England Patriots football team. Peter turns out to be an MVP of sorts, and everything is going well until his new founded fame goes to his head. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes a sports bookie, and when Brian does pay up, Stewie brings the pain. OR

After a near-death experience (caused by Peter), Brian decides to live for the moment, and ends up joining (along with Stewie) Frank Sinatra Jr.’s stage show. Although things are great for them at first, Brian takes the hard living too far and nearly drinks himself to an early grave. Meg, meanwhile, finds a school group that wants her as a member, but it’s the Lesbian Alliance. How far is she willing to go to fit in? OR

During one of his visits Peter’s father, Francis, discovers that Stewie has never been baptized, so without Lois’ permission Peter and Francis go to church and have him baptized. Upon discovering this, Lois convinces Peter that Stewie should have been able to worship whomever he wanted regardless of his father’s religion. Naturally Peter interprets Lois’ wisdom the wrong way so decides to start his own religious group that praises the television character, Arthur “Fonzie” Fonzarelli. OR