Peter has his palm read by a psychic who reveals that he had a fascinating past life as Griffin Peterson, a dignified gentleman who vied for the love of Lady Redbush in 17th century England and in the newly founded American colony of Quahog. It was a time of great love and adventure where King Stewart reigned supreme, the smartest dog in the room was the court jester, army lieutenants were merely boys and even old England loved , How [...]

Peter imagines his friends and family in three of Stephen King’s most famous works. Stand by Me parody – Twelve-year old Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe travel along a railroad track on a journey of self-discovery. Misery parody – Brian is injured in a bad car crash only to be “rescued” by his “number one fan,” Stewie. The Shawshank Redemption parody – Cleveland and Peter become fast friends in prison. OR

When Brian discovers that his beloved Jillian is getting married, he hits the sauce to drown his sorrows. The next morning, he wakes up with more than a hangover. After realizing he has hooked up with “The Hills” star Lauren Conrad, he wants to run and hide. When Brian discovers Lauren is nothing like how she’s portrayed on TV, he thinks he may have found his perfect match – if only he can let Jillian go. OR

When Peter takes Stewie to the gym to learn weightlifting (after Stewie loses a fight with young Susie Swanson), he allows an unscrupulous trainer to inject Stewie with steroids. Stewie – a mini-muscle man – asserts himself to Brian after the dog warns him about the ill effects of steroids. Meanwhile, Connie D’Amico learns what it is like to walk in Meg’s shoes after she asks Chris out (intending it to be a short-lived relationship), the relationship actually goes somewhere [...]

After Brian is arrested for drug possession he launches a campaign to legalize marijuana. Mayor Adam West passes the law and the whole town goes to pot. Brian then protests to re-ban marijuana and Mayor Adam West passes the law. OR

The Griffin family heads to the annual Quahog a Star Treka convention, but Stewie blows a fuse when he doesna ‘t get a chance to ask his favorite a Star Trek: The Next Generationa cast members any questions. He devises a plan, builds a transporter and beams the entire cast to his bedroom so they can spend a fun-filled day together in Quahog. OR

Lois lands a job at Fox News and has to shoot an investigative exposé on Michael Moore but loses her job when her story implicates Rush Limbaugh. Meanwhile Peter takes advantage of Lois’ relations with Fox by creating and pitching his own animated comedy series that soon is dropped and replaced with Fred Savage’s “show”. OR

Peter cashes in a raffle ticket from 1989 and wins a golf outing with O.J. Simpson. When Peter befriends the infamous former running back and brings him home to meet the family, the residents of Quahog aren’t so welcoming to the new houseguest and tell him to take a hike. OR

To help pay off his incredible debt, Peter participates in medical experiments to make some extra cash. First, he is injected with the “Seth Rogen” gene (guest voice Rogen) that “gives you the appearance of being funny even though you haven’t actually done anything funny.” Then he is injected with a gene that leads him to a new mate, leaving a broken-hearted Lois behind. Although the family is crushed, they quickly realize the most important thing is that Peter is [...]

After being pregnant for seven years, Bonnie finally gives birth to a beautiful baby girl named Susie! Stewie quickly falls for the little tyke and vows to do anything to win her heart and get in her diaper. Meanwhile, Joe borrows $20,000 from a bookie to pay for Bonnie’s medical bills, but then plans to steal the money from Mr. Pewterschmidt to pay his debt. OR