Stewie’s favorite thing after his teddy bear, Rupert, is Christmas. So when he hears that Santa is making an appearance at the mall, he begs Brian to take him so that he can tell Santa in person what he wants for Christmas. Brian begrudgingly takes Stewie to the mall, only to get the brush-off from Santa. As a result, Stewie and Brian travel to the North Pole to find Santa and teach him a lesson in holiday cheer. OR

Feeling discouraged when his publisher returns all of the unsold copies of his book, Faster Than the Speed of Love, Brian decides to throw in the towel. When he moans about the drivel that is selling, Stewie challenges him to write his own dreck. Brian cranks out a new book, Wish It, Want It, Do It. in under four hours and through Stewie’s contacts, the book becomes a success. Brian hires Stewie to become his publicist, but when the fame [...]

When Peter receives tickets to a boxing match as a birthday gift, he volunteers Lois to compete. To everyone’s surprise, Lois dominates in the ring, and Peter decides to become her fight promoter. Her frustration with Peter turns into motivation in the ring as the housewife turns champion. OR

As Halloween arrives on Spooner Street, Peter and Joe prepare a series of unpleasant Halloween pranks for unsuspecting family, friends, and neighbors. Stewie and Brian go trick or treating, and Meg attends her high school’s Halloween dance with high hopes for the evening. OR

Peter discovers Lois’ father Carter is having an affair. As suggested by his friends, Peter starts blackmailing Carter, forcing him to perform various tasks so that Peter will keep his secret. However, Peter accidentally reveals the affair anyway, causing Lois’ mother Babs to demand a divorce. Peter decides to take Carter out in the dating scene, but they quickly conclude Carter has no interest in anyone besides Babs. Carter and Babs eventually reconcile and decide to remain married. OR

When conservative Rush Limbaugh comes to Quahog for a book signing, Brian angrily confronts him. However, after Limbaugh saves Brian from a violent street gang, Brian starts adopting Limbaugh’s political views and becomes a convinced Conservative Republican. Due to his newfound views, Brian clashes with his family and decides to move out, becoming Rush Limbaugh’s roommate. Limbaugh grows annoyed with Brian’s enthusiasm, as Brian goes as far as travelling to Washington, D.C. intending to waterboard Democrat Nancy Pelosi. Ultimately, Limbaugh [...]

The Griffins, along with many notable residents of Quahog, are invited to the mansion of James Woods, who declares he wishes to repent for all his wrongdoings against the invited individuals. However, a series of mysterious murders take place among the guests during the evening, resulting in the deaths of Quagmire’s female companion, Woods, Muriel Goldman, Woods’ girlfriend Priscilla and Jilian’s husband Derek. While their numbers decrease, the guests attempt to identify who among them is the murderer; they eventually [...]