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Meg’s friend Ruth invites her to come study for a semester in Paris. Although a little reluctant at first due to the cost, Meg wins over her parents after she tells them she can afford it with money she saved. upon arrival in Paris, they agree to share a ride with a stranger who phones in their location to his cohorts when they arrive. As they settle in and Meg calls her dad at home, she observes men breaking in and kidnapping Ruth. Meg tries to hide but is also caught. Peter speaks briefly with the kidnappers before they cut him off. When the FBI arrive, they give Lois the bad news that if Meg isn’t found within ninety-six hours she might vanish forever but they are unable to act before that time is up. Brian overhears and pitches to Stewie that they should act themselves.

On their way to Paris, Stewie reveals he has a tape he made of the kidnapper’s short conversation with Peter. Arriving at Ruth’s aunt’s house, they decide to use Google Earth to trace Meg and find a satellite image of their stranger rider with them. They return to the airport and spot their stranger. Confronting him with a picture of him with Meg and Ruth, he bolts but is hit and killed by a bus. Brian and Stewie check his wallet and discover an address. Disguising themselves as salesmen, they use voice recognition software to compare the recording with Peter and discover their man. After killing his companions and fighting him, Stewie gets him to reveal he keeps the girls upstairs. They rush up to discover rooms full of girls handcuffed to beds, but when they spot one wearing Meg’s hat, she reveals that she was taken away to a sex slave auction.

Arriving at the auction, they slip inside with Stewie disguised as one of the victims but as they try to hide, Stewie is caught and entered into the auction. Stewie puts on a show, forcing Brian to buy him, but they are both discovered to be frauds when confronted to pay. Just as they are about to be taken away, they spot Meg in the auction. As Brian and Stewie are chained in a basement, Brian manages to break loose and strike his captor with the pipes they are chained to while Stewie finishes him off. As they exit, they spot Meg being rushed away and try to intercept but the kidnappers evade them and rush Meg onto a yacht. Knocking out a henchman and stealing his car, they use the car chase GPS to follow until they manage to leap aboard from a bridge. Stewie arms Brian with a gun and silencer and he takes out several of the bad guys, as well as a passing waiter of another boat until he runs out of bullets but before he can be shot, the passing boat returns and picks off his would-be executor. Meg finds herself delivered to a rich, fat Arab and puts up a show of defiance, but he reveals he bought her to be his handsome son’s wife. He makes a heartfelt proposal, offering to send her home if she wishes but proposes marriage which Meg gladly accepts. But as they start to kiss, Stewie picks off the suitor with his own silencer-equipped gun. Stewie blanks out Meg’s memory of his involvement, leaving her to only remember her dead suitor while Lois reveals that Ruth had her tongue ripped out.

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Meanwhile at the contest, Chris eats 41 hot dogs, beating worldwide hot dog eating champion Charles Yamamoto. Chris starts feeling stomach pains soon after, causing Lois to enter him, and eventually Peter, into a fat camp called Camp Fresh Start. While hiking, Peter and Chris discover the dead body of an obese teenager. Police are called and Joe notices that the victim was strangled, leading Peter to realize that the killer was his brother in law Patrick Pewterschmidt. Though the rest of the family think it to be impossible as Patrick is still at the mental institution, he soon appears at the Griffin house. However, after Peter and Joe rush to the house, Patrick reveals that he’s not the killer and that someone opened his prison cell door days earlier. This statement is later proven when another obese teenager is found murdered while Patrick wasn’t there. Peter and Joe have an idea to catch the real killer by bringing Patrick along, revealing that the killer is really after Chris and the two other victims were killed by mistake.

By that time, while sleeping back at home, Chris is attacked by the real killer: Charles Yamamoto, who wants revenge for Chris beating him in the hot dog eating contest. Just as Yamamoto is about to kill Chris, Stewie appears and shows Yamamoto the “News of the World” album, causing him to die of a heart attack while wondering if the picture was a vision of the past or future. Police arrive at the house where Patrick points the dead Yamamoto is the man who released him, revealing the killer’s plan to use Patrick as a scapegoat. But when Patrick disappears just as he is about to apologize to him, Joe has Peter injure him to make it look like Patrick escaped his custody. The Queen song “Killer Queen” plays as the credits roll.

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After they collect, Quagmire continues to worry and Joe seems to hang around more than they expect. When Joe starts to discover that things are not adding up at the fire, the guys try to distract him. As Quagmire is about to crack at the Drunken Clam, Joe arrives after finding a voice mail of Peter talking about the crime after accidentally dialing Joe with his phone in his pocket and places the group under arrest. Mort threatens to run, but refuses after seeing his old gym teacher that has been stalking him since high school ready to laugh at him.

At the station, Joe interrogates the guys with varying degrees of success. Peter is visited by his family as Lois scolds him for not thinking what would happen for setting fire for Mort’s Pharmacy. When he points out they are going away for the crime, they question whether or not he had ever been screwed over by an insurance company. Joe recalls that after his paralyzing accident, the insurance company refused to pay for a procedure that would have saved his legs. While Joe still feels that the guys committed a crime, he erases the evidence and frees the guys.

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Meanwhile, when Stewie leaves the daycare covered in finger paints and reports neglect in the classroom, Brian offers to confront the irresponsible caregiver, Miss Emily. When Brian sees Miss Emily is a very attractive young woman, he changes course and resorts to running interference with Stewie to keep him from getting Miss Emily in trouble until he gets to sleep with her. But when he discovers she already has a boyfriend, he turns her in to the police, hypocritically lambasts her terrible actions, and jokes with Stewie about how she’s going to be abused in women’s prison as they head off to Stewie’s new daycare center.

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